Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.