Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.