What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"