What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!