Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Very limited fonts.
Because they'll never be perfect.
The foundation's been laid.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Give him the biggest bananas.
A flat miner.
He couldn't pay for Baal
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Because he liked it.
A Christler
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Because God bless America
