Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
Microscope
Tele-Scope.
Because he might Pikachu!
It's ill-eagle
A kiwi !
Hebrew".
Carrie a torch !
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!
Because they want us all under super-vision!
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
