Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
A Tattoo.
Claude!
I'm swimming here!
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Because they have high double standards.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Gouda Hell.
knee-mail
Who the hell ordered a new roof?"
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane
