Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Statue bro?"
Chair? Statue?! :D
God bless America.
A: Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
A barrel organ.
By the ears.
Your girlfriend!
DATERADE
Carrie a torch !
Shine a torch in her ear!
Very limited fonts.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
He only had one pupil.
She was cross eyed.
