How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.