How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y