How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra