Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko