Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.