What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.