Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80