What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks