What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!