Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Loudest Noise Jokes More Loudest Noise Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !