Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.