What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.