What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.