What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk