How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.