How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.