How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.