How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*