What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.