What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.