What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Emperor Jokes More Emperor Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.