How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid