How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you