How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you