Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

Previous Random Joke Next

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Highness Jokes More Highness Jokes

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you