Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

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What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.