What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)