What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)