What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.