Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"