Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.