Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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There's not enough womb!

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.