What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents."

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary