Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
Shoot for the Tsars.
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Lets get Jobs!
Because they MINE as a job.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
