What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary