An incongruity between expectation and result.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary