Result Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

What is the result?

A tie.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Irony Jokes More Irony Jokes

What do you call it when a blacksmith makes something white?

Irony.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.