What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get?

A trophy

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.