What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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The C.I.ayy

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Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Trophy Jokes More Trophy Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....