What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."