What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear