What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.