What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.