What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.