What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org