How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What do lesbian couples do once a month?

Finger paint.