What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove