What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.