All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
Sir.
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
Nine months.
Because we told them to.
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
