How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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