How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Meals on wheels

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On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.