Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Because he got nailed three times.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
A virgin
To use the Pokestop.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Either way you lose a motorhome.