How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.