How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.