How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".