What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Orn Jokes More Orn Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What did baby corn say to mumma corn?

Where's popcorn

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.