What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.