Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.