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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland