Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.