Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What to hear something funny?

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes