Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.