Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.