What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.