What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)