Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.