Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Plain Jokes More Plain Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Spain Jokes More Spain Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.