What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What kind of patients?

All of them"

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.