What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What does a cat say when he likes something?

A: It's purrrfect.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas