What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.