What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a guy who is in color guard?

A flaggot

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do the french call 4/20?

80

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...