Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

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