What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.