What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.