How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.