How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.