How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...