Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."