How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.